Friday, June 19
Elevator Encounters
Cool-looking grey-haired hippie guy: "Havin' fun?"
"No. I'm chaperoning 50 high school exchange students on their end of the year tour."
"Aw, shit." Then "Bless you."
Guy about 10 years younger than me gets on, and presses the same number I just pushed.
Me-"You're staying on 15, too?"
"Um, yeah."
"I'm in 1553, you may want to call....." voice trails off as I realize he thinks I'm hitting on him. Hurriedly, I say "I'm chaperoning 15 rooms of high school kids, I just wanted you to know in case they're too noisy."
He says nothing, and briskly walks out as soon as the doors open.
"No. I'm chaperoning 50 high school exchange students on their end of the year tour."
"Aw, shit." Then "Bless you."
Guy about 10 years younger than me gets on, and presses the same number I just pushed.
Me-"You're staying on 15, too?"
"Um, yeah."
"I'm in 1553, you may want to call....." voice trails off as I realize he thinks I'm hitting on him. Hurriedly, I say "I'm chaperoning 15 rooms of high school kids, I just wanted you to know in case they're too noisy."
He says nothing, and briskly walks out as soon as the doors open.
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